The Three Little Pigs:
There were three little pigs that had heard rumors about the wolf. Well,these pigs were different from the rest. They wondered off young and stayed together and eventually went their own way.
Now, they say one pig made his house of hay. WHAT?!?!?!?! He wasn't that dumb! he had to foreclose his brick house.(he had to chip in on his sister's house.) They also say it was a wolf who ruined their lives...it was a SASQUATCH!!!!! Pig #1 tried to fight but sasquatch took his ears. Then, the sasquatch went to the pig whose house was made of sticks. Now, Pig#2 just happened to be stupid enough make his house of sticks. He ran but sasquatch got his butt. So, they went to their sister's house (who had a blind date). Pig#2 said "i am in pain" "WHHAATT?!?!" said Pig#1. Lastly, their sister said"this is what you get for ackin a fool...Now if you would excuse me i .. knock knock knock OH my date came early! Stay out of trouble"
What? What are you doing? STOP!!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE END!